Got my car runnin smooth, got bought a free beer and got given a tall boy koozie. Today was a good day.

asian:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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i fucking love this website

njborn95:

Phat Sliggity

wallie-warhol:

Ben Cortez. Chino, CA. 2013


ch0lera:

My mother said I should marry a man like Dave Grohl.

(Source: alfredickcock)


ppyajunebug:

charliexxx:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie)

(Source: funky-fever)

(Source: supradist)


materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

autongraphic:

G P O Y


ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

(Source: best-of-memes)

(Source: brothertedd)