Got my car runnin smooth, got bought a free beer and got given a tall boy koozie. Today was a good day.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
i fucking love this website
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
this is one of my favorite videos
i love how she hits him
CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T
"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
this is on a whole new level of patience
This is natural art.